Not if we hope to meet some fine aliens of Venus! What are you thinking, people?
I’m talking about the Aluminium dot picture plates that are going to be shot up along with Akatsuki, the Japanese Space Probe dongle that is going to crash and burn probe at Venus.
This screams of “Imma Declaring War With Youz. Prepare to bow down to the Greatness of Leeku Miku~!” This is so not space diplomacy, unless you consider the Hollywood protocol of “Blow every M*****F***ing Alien planet Up or Die Trying”.
Now, this is just wrong. Should any aliens interpret this as a proof of our existence, Earth becomes interpreted as a planet with 6 BILLION HATSUNE MIKUS! (Normally, that’d be good but women Venusians are easily jealous of other females.)
Some would say, “WAI SO SRS?”. But heck, if you plan to put this kind of things, you should be using it as a backup contingency plan in case we do meet aliens. With the recent “discovery” that the probability of aliens existing is only 100 times less than the probability of a perfect couple, we must have backup plans for this. Not just some LOLOLETSDOITCUZITSLOL idea!
Sources: Notcliche and somewhereelse
Nanote: Sorry guys and gals if this sounds drunk because I am. No idea what to post on and this came by and offered itself as fodder for a quick post. i’m also undecided on what you call the inhabitants of Venus. Venusians? Women?
To my stalker editor: Please clean this up for me. I owe you none but you get to be sweet stalker then.
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GAHAHA FIRTS.
You forgot to mention the “There are two sizes for earthlings: Chibi and Normal. And both are female”, “Earthlings are armed with biological weapons grown from their agricultural techniques” and “Odd growths on their head gives earthlings the ability of flight”.
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