Five reasons why I want to Reipu Mikuru

There are many reas­ons to want to reipu fic­tional char­ac­ters like Haruhi, Nagato, and Mikuru. In this post I’ll explain my reas­ons for the desire to reipu her and in the end, you’ll see my final reason of want­ing to reipu her.

Here’s my first, big reason which relates to this blog’s mascot:

1. She’s a Maid

Obvi­ously maids are a big fet­ish to most people. They gen­er­ally have to be cute else they wouldn’t fit their role. Maids are more or less sym­bol­ized as obed­i­ent girls who can even offer them­selves for sexual pleas­ure. Just Tokyotosho some hen­tai with maids. Just about all the time the maids are used as tools for sexual pleas­ure. Plus, Mikuru’s breasts aren’t that bad either. Sure would love to place my cock between those breasts as well. For me, though, what I look for in a maid is thighhighs.

It just does.

2. Her innocence-ness is a turn on

Lots of Otakus and such would love to have a girl who is inno­cent. Obvi­ously the more inno­cent they are the less real­istic they are. The less real­istic they are, the more I, in turn, would want to reipu her. I’m not talk­ing about being a lol­icon or any­thing alike — I’m through with that — I’m talk­ing about hav­ing a girl who doesn’t bitch and whine to me every­day, filled with com­plaints about her life and yelling for no fuck­ing reason. Now THAT is real­ity. Anime is sup­posed to help escape from crap like this.

3. She is funny

While she was search­ing for her TPDD I felt a little aroused. I mean, she star­ted to be all cute and touch her body all over. What more can I ask? And if I recall cor­rectly, this isn’t the first time she done this type of body-touch. It gives me ideas where I’ll just give her some­thing I call import­ant, take it from her, ask her to bring it out, and then get aroused while she starts doing that crazy body search of hers.

Damn that’s cute. It would so be funny if someone drew an erec­tion on Kyon.

4. She also reipu people

I’m not sure about you but see­ing a cute girl like Mikuru drug Kyon was a hen­tai moment for me. It’s like how Doc­tor Hir­a­saka from Night Shift Nurse drugged all the girls and then reipu them. But in reverse! That’s right — a reverse reipu! Though inno­cence­ness is a big thing to me, they also need to be able to stand up for them­selves. And what bet­ter way to show your strength over someone by reipuing them? I’m pretty sure that was the whole goal of why Hir­a­saka reipu’d all those nurses — to show that he had power over them.

5. There are two of her

That’s two to reipu at once. Need I say any more?

So that’s that — the five reas­ons for why I want to reipu Mikuru. And if by the end of this post you still don’t feel like reipuing Mikuru, shame on you. You are not a man, and if you really aren’t a man you are not a les­bian.….… ಠ_ಠ