Bakemonogatari — A crazy virgin starved for love

The end of the snail arc. I haven’t blogged here for awhile, but who the f– gives a damn, right? Right. So I plan to blog about Bake­monogatari every time an arc ends. Why? Because it’ll make more sense and be less about each epis­ode and more about story line. If the story line sucks, I stop fap­ping. If it doesn’t, I continue.

That’s what you call a true Pedobear.

Maybe it’s just me, but why is it that one of the main themes in this series about being a vir­gin = bad. I mean, I can see why it’s bad to be a vir­gin in this case but mak­ing it a term that describes a vil­li­fier just isn’t cool. I mean, not all vir­gins are sex hungry fools, right? Right. See­ing a guy try­ing to take advant­age of a loli, though, is like… bor­der­line pedo­philia (i.e. would be against the law) but the fact is, there’s no dick. Basic­ally, Arar­agi is the Anime essence of Gargron.

I always knew she had some feel­ing for him. I just didn’t think she would be so blatant about it. I mean, you would expect to see some sort of bet­ter reac­tion from Ararararar­agi for one thing and­for another, you would expect taht Sen­jou­ga­hara should be more dere­dere about it. Maybe I just like that kind of stuff. It just doesn’t seem too nat­ural in Anime to have a con­fes­sion like that. There was no blush­ing, there was no stut­ter­ing. There was only an awk­ward silence that was broken by a “Omed­atou gozai­masu” (Con­grat­u­la­tions). The tim­ing of this, though, was hilarious.

God no. We have enough of those secluded fucks already. You are DIFFERENT! You like that mofo not because you’re mak­ing your­self but because you’re hot and he’s the prot­ag­on­ist. Now, go have sex with him. You’ll be his new cumdump.

If Sen­jou­ga­hara was a straight man, two years of loneli­ness would be noth­ing. Men live on loneli­ness to grow. Women live on emo­tion. That’s why when a man shows them emo­tions the women will start to think bet­ter of them­selves and become little cocky bitches. That’s where the say­ing “Know your place, bitch” comes from, I bet.

So I google’d this, ignor­antly hop­ing no one would use that phrase as a title. And what do you know, a shit load of people made it their post title. Fan-fucking-tastic. So I thought of some­thing else more sexual.

I like her face and legs…